Organizational Notes

Things my apartment does not have:

• Hot water (and significantly less cold water as well)
• A dishwasher
• Laundry on the premises
• A vacuum
• A toaster
• An iron
• A dresser for my clothes
• Functional blinds
• An emergency exit (unless you count the windows you can crawl out of)

Things my apartment does have:

• Mold
• Wet carpets (kind goes with the mold)
• Booby traps
• A room full of other people's shit
• Bizarre stains on the kitchen floor that challenge you to get creative with what could have possibly caused them
• Bars on the windows
• Giant cracks in my wall that make noises at night
• Cracks in the bathroom sink
• Other peoples' pictures in my closet (they were here when I moved it...I'm not a freak.  #okmaybesometimes #dealwithitkevan)
• Large spiders
• Tiny ants
• A ton of empties - but seriously, how else are we supposed to deal with the rest of this shit sober?
• A pretty great roommate (except that he seems to think ketchup-popcorn-flavouring is a meal...)

***I bought a toilet bowl scrubber.  So that adds that to the "Things my apartment does have" list and removes "20 million red rings in my toilet" from that same list.  Hoorah!